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   <title>Lo all</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[Hi Andy and everyone else<br /><br />Just dropped in to wish u all success with this, be nice to see an anticheat that does what it says on the tin.<br /><br />For those of you who dont know me, Im sure Andy will fill you in on my thoughts on DMW and Mr Cash. I used to be a clan leader in [HH] and a DMW gold member and worked for them as well, was an interesting experience to see how Mr Cash &quot;operates&quot;<br /><br />This anticheat is needed as from looking at it DMW is on its last legs, and they only have themselves to blame.<br /><br />Well you know hoe to get in touch Andy if there is anything I can do to help<br /><br />Good Luck all<br /><br />Cal<br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:50:40</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Cal</dc:creator>
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   <title>How your computer works...</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[This takes a minute to load.<br /><br />Have you ever wondered just how your computer works?<br />Well, it's finally explained here in one, easy to understand, illustration:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.rsvpfirst.com/blahdocs/uploads/computerworks.gif" alt="" />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2007 07:34:39</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Moondog</dc:creator>
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   <title>ABBOTT AND COSTELLO DO WINDOWS </title>
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   <description><![CDATA[*ABBOTT AND COSTELLO DO WINDOWS<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello and too old to REALLY understand computers in order to fully appreciate the following.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; IF Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; famous sketch, &quot;Who?s on First?&quot; might have turned out something like this:<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /*COSTELLO CALLS ABBOTT TO BUY A COMPUTER*/<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br /> <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Mac?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Your computer?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Mac?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: What about Windows?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; AB! BOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Wallpaper.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Software for Windows?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Office.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: I just did.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: You just did what?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Recommend something.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: You recommended something?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Yes.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: For my office?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Yes.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Office.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Word.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTE LLO: What word?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Word in Office<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue &quot;W&quot;.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue &quot;w&quot; if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: One copy.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!<br /><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *A FEW DAYS LATER:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ABBOTT: Click on &quot;START.&quot; . . . ]]></description>
   <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:36:12</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Moondog</dc:creator>
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   <title>The Trial</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[My cousin Ty sent this to me:<br /><br />Trial. A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, &quot;Mrs. Jones, do you know me?&quot;<br /><br />She responded, &quot;Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.&quot;<br /><br />The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, &quot;Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?&quot;<br /><br />She again replied, &quot;Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.&quot;<br /><br />At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, &quot;If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!&quot; ]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:25:41</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Moondog</dc:creator>
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   <title>Spearhead Spanish version supported?</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[Hi.<br />I am webmaster of Todomohaa:<br /><a href="http://www.todomohaa.com">http://www.todomohaa.com</a><br />I am member of clan farenhate ( <a href="http://www.farenhate.com">http://www.farenhate.com</a> ),actually the oldest spanish clan of Spearhead.<br /><strong>I would like to know if this anticheat is avaliable for Spanish Spearhead.</strong><br />I have translated information of your anticheat from english to spanish:<br /><a href="http://www.todomohaa.com/modules/smartfaq/category.php?categoryid=10">http://www.todomohaa.com/modules/smartfaq/category.php?categoryid=10</a><br />If i can help you translating or testing anything, please ask for it.<br />marpe@fanrehate,com<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:19:09</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>marpe</dc:creator>
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